Tuesday, December 15, 2009

julevask del 2 & 3

Gjett ka?
Eg vaske enda!!!
status: taklister, gulvlister, gulv, sofa, tv, høytalere, bilder, noen av vinduene, skapdører, hyller, dører, trapper, dørhåndtak, lybrytere = ekstremt reint

Dette må verr tidenes mest grundige reingjøring. Jaffal for min del. Når eg seie at gulve e vaska så betyr ikkje det at eg lot moppen jørr jobben. EG har vaska golvet. Nei, eg har skrubba golvet. Krøpe ront på alle fire, og vaska! Til og  med under sofaen, og der fant eg kun ein edderkopp (og den va pinlig liten.. må nok gå litt lengre tid før neste gang sån at edderkopppen får en skikkelig størrelse). Til og med ting som eg ikkje trodde skulle vaskas har eg vaska - såpeskåler, vasken og dusjen. Vasking av vask og dusj syns eg e ekstremt merkeligt, og eg va usikker på koss i all verden dette sko vaskas. De bler jo reine kver gong eg bruke di! Eg smørte de derfor inn i gjørme, og så gjorde eg di reine igjen. Og så brukte eg masse klor. Planen va å bare bruke bittelitt, men eg sparka t flasken så det blei visst en del.. Eg innså då kor bra det e at eg ikkje bruke penger på selvbruning.


Ellers har eg bestemt at når eg skaffe meg leilighet (ein eller aen gang skjer vel d) så ska eg kje ha någe så helst unødvendig tull. D samla bare støv, og står i veien. Eg har opplevd dominoeffekten litt for mange ganger disse siste dagene. Og Pappa: neste gang du kommentere på alle andre sine overflødige pyntegjenstander ska eg visa deg dette bilde:



Neida, ikkje bare det. Får jo kje plass t alle husene dine der.. Så disse og:
(Det står faktisk enda flerne i vinduskarmen, men siden vinduet ikkje e reint enda kan eg ikkje ta bilde av det!)





Ja, fy så praktisk!
Dei har blitt tatt vare på fordi dei inneholde ca ett fingerbøll med alkohol. Eg tok meg derfor friheten av å jørr deg ein mega tjeneste. Eg helte alt sammen oppi ei Cola flaske. Då tar d nemlig litt mindre plass! Va ikkje d lurt eller? Kjenne eg deg rett, e du stum av takknemlighet, så du ska sleppa å takka meg. Versågod, det e jo nesten jul. Kjenne eg deg skikkelig godt vett eg at du sannsynligvis ikkje lese dette før eg tvinge deg t d, men det skjer nok ska du se.

Gjennom vaskeprosessen kom eg øve masse"gamle" ting som eg hadde glemt at eksisterte. Eller kanskje det rett og slett har blitt fortrengt. Etter å ha funnet denne skatten, innser eg at sjebnen min ikkje e å bli ingeniør, men forfatter.

 



 
"ert pert, eg er ein sukkerfjert"
trur tanken egentlig var "sukkerert" ;) 

Plutselig har eg funnet ein klar sammenhengende mening i tilværelsen min. Lyset gjekk opp for meg mens eg vaska. Eg bler boende hjemme for alltid! (Nå vett eg at mine kjære foreldre grine av glede og lettele. Der gjorde eg slutt på seperasjonsangsten som eg vett at di har båre på så altfor lenge. God jul kjære godt folk!) Eg slår meg t ro her på loftet. Då kan eg skriva så masse dikt eg vil, og kombinera det med kjærligheten for husvask.

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Unknown said...

Det må være genetisk, Marte... et av mine dikt lød slik

"jeg bor i en hule
prikkene er gule"

...:)

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