Tuesday, September 22, 2009

boff..

Itte 3 timar med nasen i fysikkbogå har eg veeeeldig lyst å plokka an opp og hiva an ud vinduet. For så å bæra an opp på loftet å jørr d ein gang t. Og enda ein gang. Evt skjekka kor mange fall på 6 meter bokå tåle. Et slags fysikk-forsøk. Enda merr friste d å riva an opp i fillebiter og brenna an. Men me har kje peis, og eg får kje lovt t å laga bål i hagen, så eg får heller holla ud me disse bøkene. Men eg bler ikkje klokare!! Einaste tegn t visdom hos meg, e disse visdomstennene (eller, d e faktisk bare ei..!) som prøve å trenga seg gjennom tannkjøttet. Tannkjøtte streike i mot, å den lille krigen mellom di to gjør litt vondt. D e faktisk meget smertefult ska eg sei deg..! visdom svir.

Ikkje bare verke eg i kjeften. Eg har vondt i håve og. Ja buhhu.. gåå grin. Men seriøst, eg har vondt i håve. Og det skyldes ikkje bare stress pga skolen, men og sinne. Eg e så sinnsykt forbanna!!!! Ikkje vanlig sint, men et heilt nytt nivå av sint. Nesten på Baktus-nivå-sint. (T alle di uoppdaterte, stakkarslige menneskene: Baktus e d sinte tanntrollet fra fortellingen om "Karius og Baktus". Han som har svart hår.) Ja eg e så sint at eg nesten flyr i flint! Ikkje bare e fysikk teit, tenner vondt, visdom sviende, og hode verkende. I tilleg t alt dette fæle toppa d seg når nabobikkjå bjunte å bjeffa igjen. Konstant (kronisk?) bjeffing. Ikkje kan an bjeffa som ein skikkelig hund heller. Ingen "voff", ingen "vovv", "Våvv", "Voff, "Vaaauuuv" eller "bark" (som di engelske seie). Alt an klare prestera e ein pinglete BOFF. Eg så ikkje trodde honner kunne laga "b"-lyd. Boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff. ,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff,boff
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Kronisk! Der ser du kor syyykt irriteranes d e. Og dette va uten lyd! Ikkje variere an boffene med "boff, boff, booooff". Alle boffene e heilt prikk like. Mislykka honn. I tillegg e d ekko.. Heilt fest!
Eg vil sova! Men neida... eieren har bonne den stakkars (stakkars, og samtidigt forbaska, jævla, forbanna, dritt) honnen i hagen uten planer om å sleppa an inn. I natt og. tredje nattå på rad.

Eg tok me meg mor på jakt itte bjeffekilden, og ein nabo som snart sko få kjeft. Eg sneik me meg ein rull elektriker teip (Ja, TEIP, ikkje TAPE. Eg støtte kje engelsk påvirkning av d norske språk. Det skal væra skikkeleg!) å teipa igjen nebbe på bikkjå, men den planen falt ud når mor oppdaga tapen. Hu syns ikkje d va så lurt. Eg syns d hørtes veldig lurt ud. D ville jo fjerna bråket. Har du lyst har du lov, yeah right... (ja, der måtte eg støtta nynorsk alkavell - "ja, rett" hørtes ikkje heilt bra ud). Falskeste ordslaget någen gang.

Me fant t slutt huset me den skyldige i. Men ingen eier va hjemma. Men eg ga meg kje der. Siden eg ikkje hadde tæjp fant eg ein litt mer sivilisert løsning. Eg tok mobien fatt og sendte kjerringå ei meliding. Det hadde nok vett lettare å tæjpa honnenebbet, for den nye mobilen min e så fancy at d e drit vanskelig å sende melding. Men eg beit d i meg og sendte ein delvis sivil melding med ordre om å få honden i hus me ein gang. Å vett du ka? Hu gjord faktisk d!

Den nye mobilen ja, den e jo og någe for seg sjøl. Så mye for seg sjøl at an burde fått navn. Sist eg ba om hjelp t å finna navn t et fantastisk objekt (sykkelen) fekk eg null respons. Så eg må vel nøya meg me å døpa mobilen for någe så uorginalt som Hans-Hugo Haga.

Mobilen e ganske så fancy. Skikkelig fancy faktisk. Med "ta-på-skjerm" (jepp.. reint norsk uttrykk!), mp3 spelar, Gps, og sikkert masse aent og som eg ikkje har oppdaga enda. Det e kunn to negative tine me denne mobilen. Det fuste e kanskje merr skummelt enn negativt, men positivt e d jaffal kje. Mobilen snakke t meg! Eg har ikkje blit gal, eg e heilt sikker. Kver gang (jepp---sykt ofte!) någen ringe t meg jørr mobilen et forsøk på å uttala personens navn. Ganske sykt. Og skummelt. "maaaaaama" seie an f.eks kver gang mamma ringe. Sko ha hatt munnkurv den og.

Det andre negative som kan nevnas e at an e ganske tonge. Ikkje tonge nok at eg får flotte sterke musklar, men tonge nok t at eg har bjunt me bokseselar. Eg kan jo kje ha an laust i sekken, pga skjermen, og eg har kje somla meg t å kjøba sånn mobil-holder. Derfor må eg jo ha an i lommå. Snart går vell alle me bokseselar. Då må eg finna på någe nytt. Eg kan jo legga an i ein sokk..