intelligens reduksjon

I forkant av fysikk-eksamen følte eg meg (som sagt) intelligent overlegen. Eg hadde lest møye, forsto det meste, og hadde løst nesten alle oppgave i bogå uden problem. I frykt for å virka for intelligent, bestemte eg meg for å roa det litt ner ved å blogga om skjønnhet - "Jan-Martes stil guide".

Eg tror forsøket mitt på å redusere intelligensen fungerte. Det fungerte faktisk litt for godt. Så godt fungerte det at eg leste eksamensoppgaven på eksamen, fekk panikk, og mista taleevnen. Å mista tale-evnen e ikkje så veldig lurt når det e muntlig eksamen. RESULTAT: 2. KONKLUSJON: Aldri reduser intelligensen din, du vet aldri når reduksjonen stopper.KONKLUSJON 2: det vil alltid finnes smartere folk enn deg - og derfor også dummere folk.

Som den bitre og sære personen eg e, finne eg trøst i at det fins dummere folk enn meg.Derfor dagens blogg:
ANDRES DUMHET GJØR MEG SMARTERE
kem e smartest - presidenter, hollywood kjendisser, eller idrettsfolk?

idrettsfolkå seie:
«I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.» - Winston Bennett
«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.» - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»
- Greg Norman, Golfer

hollywoodene seie:
"no, I don't eat that" - Paris da hun ble spurt om hun var bekymret for svineinfluensa
«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.» Mariah Carey
«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»- Britney Spears
«I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.» B. Spears
«I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.»
- Linda Evangelista

og politikerne og presidentene seie:
«It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.»
«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."
Busken:
«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»
“Most imports are from outside of the country”
“Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness.”
«Put the 'off' button on.»



Og for oss som e litt nørd: vanlig dumskap hos hverdagsmennesket. Tema: IT

Email til eier av en webside:
I got here by some nefarious route. I was trying to get to [an email address] or other similar sites. I distinctly dislike being hijacked in cyberspace to see something I did not ask to see. If this happens again I will make a formal complaint to my local federal district attorney. Thank you. Do not do this again.

Telefonsamtsle mellom kunde og teknisk kundesenter:
* Customer: "I am getting a 'Page Cannot Be Displayed' message."
* Tech Support: "Ok, let's try our home page."
* Customer: "That worked."
* Tech Support: "Ok, let's try another page like www.cnn.com."
* Customer: "That worked too."
* Tech Support: "I don't see any problems then."
* Customer: "Well I tried that page I was trying, and it did it again."
* Tech Support: "What's the site's address?"
* Customer: "(address).com."
* Tech Support: "Hmmm. It looks like the site is down."
* Customer: "Yeah, I know it is. Can you fix it now, please?"
* Tech Support: "It's not one of our sites, so we can't fix it."
* Customer: "What do you mean you can't fix it? You are my Internet provider. You should be able to fix it."
* Tech Support: "No, we cannot. We do not own that site."
* Customer: "Let me speak to your supervisor. You're just stupid and trying to brush me off."

og for du som allerede e overlengent intelligent: kos deg me denne


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kilde;
http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/bushquotes/a/dumbbushquotes_3.htm
http://rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_web.shtml,